i'm considering becoming a doctor/mathematician/physicist. or maybe i could be like lewis carroll, a mathematician with a propensity for the pen. or dali, drawing dodecahedrons of the last supper. or caravaggio, neoclassical renaissance ridic dramz baroque etc etc etc i hate law school so much. here are pictures of emo tree branches, in progression.
this is what most humans get out of pictures with trees:
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yay nature has colors and warmth!
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Is that a lone branch? Against rigid, grey patterns? Haiku that bitch up!
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The Darkness rises. . .
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view of nat'l cathedral and setting of the sun from my house. |
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more trees on mauve and purple |
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downtown abbey. |
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darkness wins the battle against the sun every day. |
the following five shots = attempt to control hate.
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1. Earthquake |
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2. Tremors |
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3. Anxiety |
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4. Deep breaths |
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5. Not worth it. |
The computer is doing a stupid thing where it's not saving my re-orientation of these pictures, which is knocking the narrative here. below, imagine the image rotated 90 degrees. then imagine the ebola virus taking over the sky. thank you.
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ebola virus eats the sky. |
Below is what that tree looked like before my rage made me see everything in red and use photomanager to make it so. (Note: i manipulated the coloring for the ebola sky photograph; everything else is as the camera took the pic.) Please imagine this image rotated 90 degrees to the right. Also, I hate the world.
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this tree has a miniature sun in its vajayjay. |
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this tree looks like an intricate bruise on the night sky. like a bunch of tiny japenese people punched the sky with their tiny powerful fists with exact aim for centuries until the bruises stopped fading. |
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rotate this bad boy 90 degrees and you will have a photograph of nature looking tawdry. like when tiffany's made those gross charm bracelets of "silver" aka tin all the rage. thanks nature. |
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dark mediocre blur. sounds familiar. |
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intricate, befuddling ladder to success aka inescapable web of failure. |
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this one is just looks like a fungus and unfriendly. like law school. god i hate law school. |
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this tree looks fake. the sky might be fake too. just like a fulfilling career practicing law. |
the humor was dark today, if present at all. as were the pictures. but twas cathartic. and i really like my last picture. and it makes me laugh when compared to my first picture.
okay.
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