Sunday, February 26, 2012

law school blows

i'm considering becoming a doctor/mathematician/physicist. or maybe i could be like lewis carroll, a mathematician with a propensity for the pen. or dali, drawing dodecahedrons of the last supper. or caravaggio, neoclassical renaissance ridic dramz baroque etc etc etc i hate law school so much. here are pictures of emo tree branches, in progression.

this is what most humans get out of pictures with trees:
yay nature has colors and warmth!





Is that a lone branch?
Against rigid, grey patterns?
Haiku that bitch up!









The Darkness rises. . .

view of nat'l cathedral and setting of the sun from my house.





more trees on mauve and purple





downtown abbey.




darkness wins the battle against the sun every day.






the following five shots = attempt to control hate.
1. Earthquake



2. Tremors



3. Anxiety



4. Deep breaths



5. Not worth it.




The computer is doing a stupid thing where it's not saving my re-orientation of these pictures, which is knocking the narrative here. below, imagine the image rotated 90 degrees. then imagine the ebola virus taking over the sky. thank you.

ebola virus eats the sky.




Below is what that tree looked like before my rage made me see everything in red and use photomanager to make it so. (Note: i manipulated the coloring for the ebola sky photograph; everything else is as the camera took the pic.) Please imagine this image rotated 90 degrees to the right. Also, I hate the world.

this tree has a miniature sun in its vajayjay.





this tree looks like an intricate bruise on the night sky. like a bunch of tiny japenese people punched the sky with their tiny powerful fists with exact aim for centuries until the bruises stopped fading.





rotate this bad boy 90 degrees and you will have a photograph of nature looking tawdry. like when tiffany's made those gross charm bracelets of "silver" aka tin all the rage. thanks nature.




ALL OF THE LIGHTS.




dark mediocre blur. sounds familiar.





intricate, befuddling ladder to success aka inescapable web of failure.




this one is just looks like a fungus and unfriendly. like law school. god i hate law school.




this tree looks fake. the sky might be fake too. just like a fulfilling career practicing law.






ominous emo branch reminds me of something.




the humor was dark today, if present at all. as were the pictures. but twas cathartic. and i really like my last picture. and it makes me laugh when compared to my first picture.

okay.

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